September 2011
STOP.
STOP. STOP HAVING STATUSES ABOUT THE GUY YOU KNOW I FUCKING LOVE, I’M SICK OF SEEING THEM ON MY FUCKING HOMEPAGE AND I ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW I’LL LOOK AT THEM. JUST FUCKING STOP.
- Burt Farlander: Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliché for our daughter.
- Verona De Tessant: Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights?
- Burt Farlander: I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?
- Verona De Tessant: I do. Chechnyan orphans. I do. I do.
